Macho Manned

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When a guy yells 'oooh yeah' like he just won the lottery and his penis is on fire.
He screamed 'oooh yeah' so loud the neighbors called the cops.
He yelled 'oooh yeah' while eating a whole pizza.
He screamed 'oooh yeah' during a Zoom meeting.
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That guy who wrestled for a while and also sold snacks like he was paid by God.
He was on a commercial for Slim Jim and yelled 'oooh yeah' like it was a championship match.
He came out of retirement to rap about 'oooh yeah' and it was a disaster.
He wrestled and also sold snacks like he was the snack king.
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That stupid song from the 80s that everyone knows but nobody wants to hear.
It played at every party and everyone groaned.
It came on the radio and my mom started dancing like a fool.
It was the theme song to my childhood and I hate it now.
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Wearing a shirt so tight it looks like your shirt is trying to murder your chest.
He wore a shirt in January and looked like a sweaty tomato.
He wore a shirt so tight it left a permanent mark on his skin.
He wore a shirt and it looked like his chest was in a straitjacket.
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When you kiss someone’s butt and scream like you just got a raise and a promotion.
He kissed his girlfriend’s butt and yelled like he just won the Super Bowl.
He kissed his coworker’s butt and screamed in the office like a lunatic.
He kissed his dog’s butt and yelled like he was a rockstar.
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When you throw your lover off the bed and hit her with your elbow like you’re in a wrestling match.
He threw his girlfriend off the bed and elbowed her like she was a wrestler.
He rolled his ex off the bed and elbowed her like she owed him money.
He threw his wife off the bed and elbowed her like it was a fight for his life.
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That guy from California who takes your girl and acts like he’s the king of the world.
He stole my girl and walked around like he was the king of California.
He took my wife and acted like I was a nobody.
He took my sister and I had to go to war.
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