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A guy who got his butt burned by Hulk Hogan so many times, it looked like he was grilled cheese. He was a two-time champion, but lost most of his titles to Hogan, who treated him like a pet dog.
My cousin got roasted by his teacher, and now he's the class clown.
My brother lost his phone to his friend, and now he's the class joke.
My dad got his face smushed by his brother, and now he's the family joke.
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A wrestler who got his butt burned by Hulk Hogan so much, he had third-degree burns and still signed up for a rap battle. He was a two-time champion, but ran away from pythons like a chicken with its head cut off.
My friend got called out in class by the teacher, and now he's the class joke.
My dog got chased by a cat, and now he's the neighborhood joke.
My sister got her face smushed by her brother, and now she's the family joke.
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A guy who got his butt burned by Hulk Hogan so many times, he looked like a charcoal briquette. He was a two-time champion, and had a catchy phrase, 'Oh yeah!' That's what he screamed before he dropped the titles to Hogan like a sack of potatoes.
My brother got called out in class by the teacher, and now he's the class clown.
My dog got chased by a cat, and now he's the neighborhood joke.
My dad got his face smushed by his brother, and now he's the family joke.
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When you and your friend fight, and the short one wins and yells, 'Oh yeah!' like he just discovered fire.
My brother and my cousin got in a fight, and the short one won and screamed, 'Oh yeah!' like he just discovered fire.
My friend and his brother got in a fight, and the short one won and screamed, 'Oh yeah!' like he just discovered fire.
My dog and my neighbor's cat got in a fight, and the short one won and screamed, 'Oh yeah!' like he just discovered fire.
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