Macho-histrionics

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When some grown men throw a tantrum because they have to wear a silly face covering, like they’re being forced to live in the 1800s.
“I won’t put on a mask! I’m a king!”, said by a man in a grocery store.
A man yelled at a clerk, ‘You think I’m scared of a paper? I’m not!’
He kicked a chair and screamed, ‘This is a conspiracy! The masks are controlling my brain!’
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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The ridiculous and loud behavior some guys do when they’re told to wear something on their face, like it’s the end of the world.
‘I won’t wear it! I’m a man! I’m a legend!’, said by a man in a parking lot.
He stormed out of the restaurant, yelling, ‘I’m not paying for this nonsense!’
He threw a coffee cup at a sign that said ‘Please wear a mask.’
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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When some guys act like they’re dying because they have to wear a little piece of fabric over their face, like it’s the end of their life.
He cried in the lobby, ‘I can’t breathe! I’m going to die!’
He started a fight with a security guard over a mask.
He refused to go inside and said, ‘I’ll sit out here till I’m old and gray!’
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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The wild and unreasonable way some adults react when they’re asked to put on a face covering, like it’s a personal attack.
He shouted, ‘This is an insult to my manhood!’
He refused to wear a mask and said, ‘I’m not going to be treated like a child.’
He walked out of the store and yelled, ‘I’m not going to be羞辱ed by a piece of paper!’
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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When some grown men flip out because they’re asked to wear a mask, like they’re being treated like they’re five.
He said, ‘I’m not going to be treated like a kid!’
He started screaming in the aisle, ‘I won’t put on a mask! I’m a man!’
He walked out of the store and said, ‘I’m not going to be treated like a fool!’
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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When some men act like they’ve been wronged for life because they’re told to wear a mask, like it’s the worst thing that ever happened to them.
He said, ‘This is the worst day of my life!’
He refused to wear the mask and yelled, ‘I’m not going to be treated like a prisoner!’
He walked out of the store and said, ‘I won’t be treated like a slave!’
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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