Macho Doll

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A smelly woman who lifts weights like a brute and looks like a man. Most of them are so ugly it hurts.
My gym neighbor is a macho doll. She smells like a dead rat and looks like my dad's cousin.
I saw a macho doll at the gym. She flexed so hard, I thought she was going to break her face.
My sister's friend is a macho doll. She’s got more muscles than my brother, and she’s got a face like a burnt pizza.
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A woman who thinks she's a man because she lifts weights. She's usually covered in sweat and looks like a disaster.
That macho doll at the gym wears a shirt that's three sizes too small. It looks like it's about to explode.
I had to sit next to a macho doll on the bus. She smelled like old gym socks and regret.
My cousin’s a macho doll. She flexes so much, I think she’s trying to impress the sky.
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A woman who looks like a man and thinks she's tough. Most of them are just loud and sweaty.
That macho doll at the gym yells at the weights like they owe her money.
I saw a macho doll walking down the street. She was so sweaty, I thought she was melting.
My friend’s a macho doll. She’s got a voice like a bulldog and a face like a used towel.
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