macho bravado

'I ain't scared of no bull. I'll fight it barefoot.' Then he ran when it snorted.

He tried to look tough by lifting a bag of bricks. It was just a bag of bricks.

He claimed he could eat a whole pizza in one bite. He choked on the crust.

He said he could beat up a cop. The cop gave him a ticket for disorderly conduct.

She told everyone she could bench-press a goat. The goat was not impressed.

He said he could swim across the ocean. He drowned in the bathtub.

He said he could take on a whole gang. They laughed. Then he got beat up.

She said she wouldn't cry. She cried. A lot.

He said he wouldn't run. He ran like a chicken with his head cut off.

He yelled at the top of his lungs about being a beast. Then he fell over.

She claimed she could fight ten guys at once. She got beaten up by two.

He boasted about his strength so much he forgot to breathe.

He said he would eat a whole cake in one bite. He got sick.

She said she could beat up a bear. The bear just yawned.

He said he wouldn't back down. He ran like a coward.