Machlu

Current Trending

3 views · Added 8d ago · 3 definitions

A person who lives for chaos and would rather die than sit still for a minute.

Machlu ran into a burning building just to prove he wasn’t scared.

He started a food fight at a wedding because the cake was ‘too fancy’.

He texted me at 2 a. m. to ask if I wanted to rob a convenience store.

Someone who thinks life is too short for boring stuff and screams ‘why not?’ at everything.

He jumped into a lake wearing only socks because ‘it looked cool’.

He bet his lunch money that he could eat an entire pizza in one bite.

He challenged the teacher to a dance-off during math class.

A human who would rather get in trouble than miss out on any kind of mess.

He got kicked out of the mall for throwing confetti at a security guard.

He tried to ride a bike down a staircase just because he could.

He told the principal he was ‘not a criminal’ even though he stole a pencil.