Machler

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A smelly German or Swiss guy who talks too much and makes bad deals. They’re like the trash talkers of the stock market, and they’re too lazy to do real work.
"You call that a deal? I could’ve sold my grandma’s teeth for more!", @MachlerMan3000
"He made a deal with a donkey and lost money. Classic Machler.", @StockBrokerSucks
"That Machler guy tried to sell me a lemon. I got a used one.", @LemonLover42
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A tough German guy who loves junk food and gets hooked on anything. He’s like a beast with a sugar addiction and a bad temper.
"I ate ten donuts and a whole pizza. That Machler’s gonna be sick.", @MachlerEatsAll
"He got addicted to candy. Now he can’t stop eating it.", @CandyAddict69
"He’s strong, but he can’t quit soda. It’s like a curse.", @SodaKing2001
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A dumb person who thinks they’re smart. They talk too much and say stupid things, like they’re the king of everything.
"He thinks he’s the king of the world. He’s not even smart.", @DumbKing2023
"That Machler guy said he’s a genius. He’s not.", @NotAGenius42
"He bragged about being rich. He’s broke.", @RichButBroke77
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