machiya

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A machiya is a walking heart attack with a smile. She’s got more problems than a broken toaster, but she’ll still help you out even if she’s crying in the corner.

DM: "I just got fired. Also my cat died. But I’ll still bring you coffee."

Tweet: "My machiya texted me at 3 AM to ask if I wanted to cry together."

Text: "I’m broke, high, and have a headache. But I’ll still come to your party."

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

A machiya is like a bad pizza, messy, weird, and full of weird stuff, but you can’t live without her.

Text: "I just got a divorce. Also I’m hungover. But I’m still coming to your concert."

Tweet: "My machiya sent me a photo of her eating cereal at 2 AM."

DM: "I’ve got a migraine and my dog ran away, but I’m still here for you."

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

A machiya is a human who thinks she’s a superhero, but she’s just a mess with a cape. She’ll save you, but she’ll probably fall over while doing it.

Tweet: "My machiya texted me at 1 AM to say she’s saving the world."

Text: "I’m broke, crying, and my dog hates me. But I’m still here for you."

DM: "I fell off a chair trying to save you. But I’m still here."

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

A machiya is a person who will love you even if you’re a disaster. She’s got more issues than a broken phone, but she’s still your best friend.

Text: "I just broke up with my boyfriend. Also I’m high. But I’m still coming over."

Tweet: "My machiya called me at 2 AM to say she’s my best friend."

DM: "I’ve got a broken phone and a broken heart, but I’m still your best friend."

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

A machiya is a person who will be there for you even if she’s falling apart. She’s got more problems than a busy teacher, but she’s still your favorite person.

Tweet: "My machiya sent me a crying emoji at 3 AM."

Text: "I’m falling apart, but I’m still here for you."

DM: "I’ve got more problems than a busy teacher, but I’m still your favorite person."

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

A machiya is like a weird pet, she’s got no sense, but she’s always there for you. She might be a mess, but she’s still your best friend.

Text: "I just got a divorce and my dog ran away, but I’m still your best friend."

Tweet: "My machiya is like a weird pet, she’s got no sense, but she’s still my best friend."

DM: "I’m a mess, but I’m still your weird pet."

by Slangipedia 1mo ago