Machiwara Stick

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A 4-foot-long stick stuck in the ground like a drunkard's finger. Used to beat the crap out of your knuckles. It’s like a punching bag, but with more attitude and less fabric.
I punch this stick so hard, it probably thinks it’s getting a divorce.
My knuckles are now proud of themselves. Thanks, Machiwara Stick.
This stick is my emotional support object. It understands my rage.
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A stick that sticks out of the dirt like it's showing off. You punch it until your fists look like they’ve been through a war. It’s the punching bag for people who hate fabric.
This stick is my personal punching bag. It never asks for a raise.
I punch this stick so much, it's starting to get annoyed.
This stick is my love life. It's always there, but it never returns my calls.
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A tall stick in the ground that you punch like it owes you money. It’s the reason your knuckles are so tough. It’s like a punching bag, but with less fabric and more dirt.
I punch this stick so hard, it might just collapse from the stress.
This stick is my emotional support. It always takes my punches without complaining.
My knuckles are now legends. Thanks to this stick.
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