machista

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A machista is a woman who thinks she's the boss of everything and everyone. She doesn't take no for an answer and will cuss you out if you disagree.

My aunt is a total machista. She told my uncle he was a moron for not mowing the lawn.

My cousin's girlfriend is a machista. She yelled at him for eating the last slice of pizza.

My teacher is a machista. She failed me for not doing my homework even though I was sick.

A machista is a Spanish woman who thinks men are useless and will do anything to prove it. She’s like a man’s worst nightmare.

My neighbor’s wife is a machista. She told her husband he was a waste of oxygen.

My friend’s sister is a machista. She said her brother was a disappointment for not winning the game.

My mom is a machista. She called my dad a donkey for forgetting our anniversary.

A machista is a woman who has the strength of ten men and the patience of a saint, but only until you annoy her.

My grandma is a machista. She told my grandpa he was a failure for not fixing the sink.

My friend’s mom is a machista. She yelled at her son for not cleaning his room.

My teacher’s wife is a machista. She called him a moron for not grading the papers.