Machisme

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When guys talk about nothing but their junk and how tough they are. It’s like gossip, but for dudes who think they’re the only ones who matter.

'I beat up five guys last night, and none of them had a beard.'

‘She didn’t bring chips to the party, so she’s weak.’

‘I don’t need no help, I’m a man, I’m a legend.’

Men thinking they’re the best, and women are just there to look pretty and be stepped on.

'Women can’t drive, they just honk at you.'

‘I’m a man, I don’t need no feelings.’

‘He’s got more man than you’ll ever have.’

Men being the best, women being the worst, and everyone else just getting annoyed.

'I can bench 200, you can’t even lift a coffee cup.'

‘She’s got more man than you, and you’re a man.’

‘Why do women even exist?’

Men being king, women being peasant, and everyone else just trying to survive the drama.

'I don’t need no woman, I’m a man, I’m a beast.'

‘I’m a man, I don’t need no feelings, I’m just a man.’

‘He’s got more man than you, and you’re not even a man.’