Machisaba

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A fancy word for when Melungeons mess with your head using weird magic that comes from some ancient Hebrew trash. It’s basically like being haunted by your grandma’s bad decisions.
My cousin said her cat started talking to her. I said, 'That’s Machisaba, not a pet.'
He told me I was cursed by a Melungeon witch. I told him to stop lying and go home.
My teacher said I was practicing Machisaba. I said I was just daydreaming, and I was right.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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Melungeons doing weird spells that make your brain feel like it’s on fire. It’s like when your mom says you’re going to fail, but it’s actually magic.
My dog started howling at the moon. My aunt said that’s Machisaba. I said it’s just a dog being weird.
My friend told me I was cursed by a Melungeon. I told him he was just tired.
I got a C on my math test. My uncle said that’s Machisaba. I said it’s just bad math.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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When Melungeons get so mad at you that they use ancient Hebrew magic to make your life a nightmare. It’s like being yelled at by your entire family for one bad choice.
My cousin failed her spelling test. Her grandma said it was Machisaba. I said it was just bad spelling.
He said I was cursed by a Melungeon witch. I said he was just mad at me.
I spilled my juice on my homework. My teacher said that’s Machisaba. I said it’s just juice and paper.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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