machinimentary

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A glorified mess of videos and stories about a fake world, usually made by people who think they’re cool.
That ‘History of Second Life’ video was just someone’s mom’s PowerPoint with emojis.
My cousin made a ‘Machinimentary’ about a dragon fighting a toaster. It’s legendary.
The guy streamed his whole life in a pixelated forest. It’s a masterpiece.
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A fancy way of saying someone made a video about a fake world, probably because they had nothing better to do.
My brother’s ‘Machinimentary’ is just 10 hours of him yelling at a sheep in a virtual farm.
She spent months making a ‘Machinimentary’ about a pizza shop in a fantasy land. It’s amazing.
He made a ‘Machinimentary’ about a robot that failed at being cool. It’s the best.
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A stupid video or story about a fake world, made by someone who thinks they’re important.
His ‘Machinimentary’ is just a 30-minute clip of him arguing with a tree in a virtual forest.
She made a ‘Machinimentary’ about a cat that could talk. It’s the worst, and I love it.
That ‘Machinimentary’ about a wizard who failed at magic is the most glorious failure ever.
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A long, boring, and often cursed video or story about a fake world, made by someone who has no life.
His ‘Machinimentary’ is 8 hours of him screaming at a dragon that didn’t do what he wanted.
She spent a year making a ‘Machinimentary’ about a robot that just sat there. It’s beautiful.
That ‘Machinimentary’ about a wizard who got yelled at by a goat is the most cursed thing ever.
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A video or story about a fake world that’s so bad, it’s like watching your uncle’s PowerPoint about his pet goldfish.
His ‘Machinimentary’ is just 4 hours of him fighting a squirrel in a pixelated forest.
She made a ‘Machinimentary’ about a pizza that fell in love with a tomato. It’s the worst, and I adore it.
That ‘Machinimentary’ about a robot that got yelled at by a tree is the most cursed thing ever.
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