Machinify

My math teacher machinified the entire class. He said we were all just broken calculators with bad batteries.

She machinified her ex. He was a faulty printer that kept jamming her life.

I machinified my dog. He's just a meatball with a motor in his head.

He machinified his girlfriend. She was just a glitch in his code.

My mom machinified my dad. He's a rusty toaster with no instructions.

I machinified my job. It's just a coffee machine that doesn't work.

My brain got machinified. It's just a slow computer with no updates.

She machinified her cat. He's a mouse trap with a soul.

I machinified my dad. He's just a vending machine that spits out bad choices.