machinification

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When you take something normal and turn it into a stupid machine that talks like a robot and probably smells like old socks.

My teacher turned 'math' into a robot that yells at you and makes you do 100 problems.

My dad turned his mom into a coffee machine that spits out insults with every cup.

That guy turned 'love' into a vending machine that only gives you expired candy and bad advice.

Making anything into a machine that probably hates you and makes your life harder.

My mom turned my homework into a printer that never stops printing.

My crush turned into a microwave that only warms up my brain when I'm not looking.

My teacher turned my essay into a washing machine that scrubs all the fun out of it.

Taking something and making it into a machine that probably has a grudge against you and won’t stop talking.

My dog turned into a blender that screams every time I walk by.

My phone turned into a robot that insults me and plays loud music at 2 a. m.

My little brother turned into a toaster that burns everything and calls me a failure.

Changing something into a machine that probably doesn’t know how to shut up and smells like regret.

My lunch turned into a robot that insults my taste and makes me eat 10 sandwiches.

My mom turned into a vending machine that only gives me expired chips and bad advice.

My crush turned into a printer that prints out my embarrassing secrets.

When you turn anything into a machine that probably won’t stop talking and smells like old pizza.

My math class turned into a robot that yells and makes me do 1,000 problems.

My dog turned into a blender that screams at me every day.

My crush turned into a vending machine that only gives me expired snacks and bad advice.