machingelan

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A South African security guard who thinks they're the king of the block and won't let anyone in without a fight. They’re like a dog with a bone, stubborn and full of crap.
That machingelan at the gate gave me the eye like I owed him money.
I tried to leave the building and that machingelan yelled, 'You ain't going nowhere, pal!'
My friend got stuck in the parking lot because the machingelan wouldn't let him out.
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A grumpy cop or soldier who acts like they're the boss of everything. They don't like people and will stop you just to be a pain.
The machingelan at the checkpoint made me wait for 20 minutes just because he felt like it.
That soldier was a machingelan, he wouldn’t even let my dog through.
The cop called me a machingelan because I didn’t salute him properly.
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A guy who won’t back down, even when he’s wrong. He’s like a broken record, you can’t shut him up.
The machingelan at the gate was still yelling after I left the building.
My uncle got stuck in a fight with a machingelan because he wouldn’t shut up.
That machingelan would argue with a ghost if he had to.
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A machingelan is a guard who thinks he's the only one who matters. He won’t let you pass unless he feels like it, and he probably doesn’t.
That machingelan wouldn’t let me through unless I paid him in cash.
I saw a machingelan throw a kid out of the building just because he didn’t like his shoes.
The machingelan at the gate called me a coward for not fighting him.
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A machingelan is like a guard with no brain, he’s stubborn, rude, and thinks he’s the main character in a bad movie.
The machingelan wouldn’t let me through the gate even though I had my ID.
That machingelan yelled at my friend for 10 minutes just because he didn’t like his shirt.
My brother got into a fight with a machingelan because he wouldn’t stop talking.
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