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the guy who yells at you for being slow and also calls you a baby
He said, 'You're slower than a snail in a soup kitchen!'
He called me a baby because I took 10 minutes to log in.
He said, 'If you were faster, I'd let you live.'
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the person who thinks he's a king and you're his prisoner
He said, 'You're my prisoner until you fix this problem.'
He called me his prisoner and said I had to do 100 push-ups.
He said, 'I'm the king, and you're just a peasant.'
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the guy who screams at you like you're on fire and you're his enemy
He screamed, 'You're the worst person I've ever seen!'
He yelled at me like I had set his house on fire.
He said, 'We are enemies, and I will defeat you.'
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the person who says you're a disgrace and also throws stuff at you
He threw a pen at me and said, 'You're a disgrace!'
He said I was a disgrace and tossed a coffee cup at my head.
He threw a paper airplane at me and called me a disgrace.
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the guy who calls you a failure and also makes you do push-ups
He said, 'You're a failure!' and made me do 20 push-ups.
He called me a failure and made me do 30 push-ups.
He said, 'You're a failure, and I'm not done with you yet.'
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