machineel tree

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The machineel tree is a cursed plant that Satan grew to torture humans. If you touch it, eat its fruit, or even breathe near it, you’re basically asking to die in the worst way possible.

I tried to take a picture of it and my phone exploded. My face looked like a lobster.

My cousin ate one of the fruits and now he’s dead. Literally. Dead.

I stood under it during a storm and my skin looked like it was on fire.

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

The machineel tree is like the devil’s fruit. It’s so poisonous that even the air around it can kill you. Don’t even think about getting close.

I tried to hug it and my arms fell off. Literally fell off.

My mom went near it and her eyes turned white. She’s been blind ever since.

My dog ran under it and now he’s a meatball on the floor.

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

The machineel tree is a monster in disguise. If you touch it, you get a rash. If you eat it, you die. If you breathe near it, you’re dead. Don’t mess with it.

My friend tried to climb it and now he’s stuck in a hospital bed.

I took a sip of its fruit juice and now I’m a walking corpse.

My brother’s eyes turned red and he started screaming like a banshee.

by Slangipedia 1mo ago