Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A human who works like a robot and doesn't stop until the job is done. They're like a beast but with more sweat and less fur.

That guy ran a mile in 4 minutes like he was on a caffeine IV drip.

She finished her homework before the clock even blinked.

He played 40 minutes straight like he was paid in protein bars.

2

A robot that does what it's told. Or a human who acts like a robot and takes drugs like it's a religion.

That guy's a machine, he can eat a whole pizza and still do push-ups.

She's so high she thinks she's a toaster.

He's so stoned he talks to the vending machine.

3

A man who's in the Russian mafia and has a laugh that could wake the dead. He’s like the guy who runs the whole thing and still has time to drink.

Bert Kreischer is the guy who robs banks and still has time to eat a sandwich.

He’s the guy who talks to the cops like they’re his friends.

He’s the guy who robs a bank and still has time to laugh.

4

Anything that messes with your brain and makes you do stupid stuff. Like the government, or your mom, or your teacher.

The government is the reason you can’t eat pizza at 3 a. m.

Your teacher makes you do math like it’s a punishment.

Your mom keeps telling you to clean your room like it’s a war.

5

A nickname for a guy who plays basketball and sometimes looks like he’s trying to forget his own name.

Sasha Vujacic is the guy who plays basketball and still looks confused.

He’s like the backup guy who only plays when the main guy gets tired.

He’s the guy who plays basketball and still has no idea what’s going on.

6

The government is like a big group of people who make rules and then forget them.

The government says you can’t eat candy at school, but they eat cake at meetings.

They pass laws and then forget what they said.

They make rules and then break them like it’s a game.

7

A soldier from the old days who was so cool they made up a word for it. Now it's just a fancy way to say someone looks good.

That guy from Lincolnshire looks like he just stepped out of a movie.

He walks like he owns the whole street.

He’s the guy who looks good and still has time to be cool.