Machine that does nothing

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A useless piece of junk that sits there like a fat kid on a couch, doing nothing but making your life worse.
My printer is a machine that does nothing. It’s been sitting there for a year. Still doesn’t work.
This toaster is a machine that does nothing. It burns my toast every time. I hate it.
My smart fridge is a machine that does nothing. It talks to me, but it doesn’t even keep my milk cold.
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A fancy box that costs you money but still doesn’t do anything, not even worth the price.
That robot vacuum is a machine that does nothing. It runs into my cat and stops.
My new smartwatch is a machine that does nothing. It counts my steps but doesn’t help me lose weight.
My coffee maker is a machine that does nothing. It’s been broken since last year.
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A thing that takes up space but doesn’t work, and it’s so annoying you want to throw it out the window.
My old computer is a machine that does nothing. It crashes every time I open a photo.
This blender is a machine that does nothing. It makes loud noises but won’t blend my smoothie.
That microwave is a machine that does nothing. It’s been sitting there for years. Still doesn’t heat my food.
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