Machine Technolgy

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A place at a tech school where people bring their vans to show off and take selfies like they’re in a commercial.
My cousin spent three hours taking a selfie in Machine Tech, and it was just him and his van.
I tried to park in Machine Tech, and some kid told me to move because he was filming a TikTok.
The teacher let us use the van as a backdrop for our project, and I took five minutes just to adjust the angle.
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A spot at a tech school where people park their vans like they own the place and don’t care about anyone else.
I had to park two rows back because some guy’s van was taking up half the lot.
The van in Machine Tech had a neon sign that said 'Don’t touch my van or I’ll fail you.'
I asked the guy in Machine Tech if I could park there, and he said, 'Only if you give me your lunch money.'
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A place where vans go to flex and people get annoyed because they’re too loud and proud.
The van in Machine Tech played music so loud I could hear it in the science lab.
I had to yell at my friend to hear him over the van’s stereo in Machine Tech.
The guy in the van in Machine Tech did a dance and got 10 likes on his Instagram.
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