Machine tapping

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Machine tapping is when old farts hit the slot machine screen like it owes them money. It’s basically finger-assisted prayer for people who’ve lost their minds to the casino.
My grandpa taps the screen so hard, I think the machine might cry.
She tapped the machine until it gave her a free soda. Then she tapped it again just to be sure.
He tapped the screen so much, the guy next to him asked if it was a Morse code message.
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Machine tapping is when you tap the slot machine like it’s your ex and you’re trying to get it to remember you. It’s the only thing that makes sense to people who lost their lives to the casino.
He tapped the screen like it was going to apologize.
She tapped the machine until it gave her a jackpot, then tapped it again because she thought it was a trap.
The guy tapped the screen so much, the machine started to laugh at him.
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Machine tapping is when you tap the slot machine like it’s a drunk friend and you’re trying to get it to wake up. It’s for people who have no idea what real luck looks like.
He tapped the screen until it gave him a free drink, then tapped it again just for fun.
She tapped the machine so much, it gave her a jackpot and a side of regret.
The man tapped the screen until the machine gave him a free cigar and a lecture.
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