Machine repairman

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A top-notch mechanic who fixes anything that moves, including the machines that make your life wild and your pants wet.

My dad's a machine repairman. He fixed my mom's blender and my sister's dating app at the same time.

The guy at the shop said my car was broken, but I said it's just tired. He fixed it and my dating life too.

My uncle fixed a vending machine and a prostitute’s heart. He’s a legend.

A guy who knows how to make broken machines work again, and sometimes makes your life a whole lot better.

My neighbor’s a machine repairman. He fixed my fridge and my crush’s mood in one day.

My cousin said the repairman fixed her car and her love life. I believe her, she’s dating a mechanic now.

My brother called the repairman. He fixed the vacuum and my mom’s attitude.

A guy who takes apart broken things and makes them work, and sometimes makes your life a little more fun.

My friend’s a machine repairman. He fixed the copier and my crush’s phone. Now we’re all in love.

The repairman fixed my bike and my ex’s heart. I’m confused but happy.

My dad said the repairman fixed the lawnmower and my sister’s dating life. I believe him, he’s a miracle worker.