Machine Hopper

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A gym rat who runs around like a headless chicken changing machines every 30 seconds. They do 2 reps and think they're a beast. They bother you so much you wish they'd just drop dead.

'Can I borrow your bench? I swear I'll do 3 sets!'

'Why are you still on the treadmill? I need this machine now!'

'You're blocking my view! I can't be a beast if I can't see myself!'

by Slangipedia 8d ago

A person who moves like a confused robot from one machine to another. They do 1 rep and think they're in the Olympics. They’re so annoying you want to throw them off the dumbbell rack.

'I need the leg press now! I promise I'll do 2 reps!'

'Can you move? I need to be strong like a superhero!'

'You’re making me tired just by breathing!'

by Slangipedia 8d ago

A gym guy who switches machines faster than a kid at recess. They do 1 set and think they're a god. They bother you so much you'd rather run a marathon than be near them.

'Why are you still on the squat rack? I need this one!'

'Can I do 1 rep? I swear I'll be huge!'

'You’re making me want to quit gym forever!'

by Slangipedia 8d ago