Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you sit on a toilet and poop so much it clogs it up like a fat kid ate a whole pie and didn't flush.

I pooped so much I had to use the mop.

My toilet looked like a swamp after I was done.

I clogged the toilet so bad the whole school had to evacuate.

2

When you pass gas so much while running it sounds like a pig in a wind tunnel.

I farted so much I scared the mailman.

I ran around the block and farted every 10 steps.

My gas made the gym smell like a dead raccoon.

3

Sticking your finger up someone's butt and pretending it's a gun while making gun noises.

I shot my friend with my finger and he laughed so hard he peed.

My finger gun made my cousin scream like a baby.

I shot my brother so much he had to take a bath.

4

A joke about a streamer who sold her socks to buy a big vibrating toy that goes super fast.

Miniladd’s joke is so stupid it makes my head hurt.

I watched that video and laughed until my sides hurt.

That streamer is so weird she probably has a sock fetish.

5

A super expensive dildo that’s so good you might have to sell your socks to get it.

That dildo is so expensive it’s like a goldmine.

I’d sell my socks just to have that thing.

That thing is worth more than my mom’s car.

6

When a guy gets a blow job and then pulls out and shoots his cum all over her face like a crazy man.

He shot cum on her face and she cried like a baby.

He screamed Ratt-A-Tatt-Tatt like a lunatic.

He looked like Rambo after he got blown up.

7

A joke from Miniladd that only the weird people get and the normal people think it’s stupid.

Only the weird kids got that joke.

I didn’t get it and I’m still confused.

That joke was so weird I had to take a break.