machine gun starter

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When your car battery is so dead it can’t start the engine, but it’s still angry enough to make the starter go nuts, clicking like a mad man with a gun. It’ll scare the ever-loving crap out of anyone nearby.

My cousin’s car did that in the middle of a parking lot. I thought the cops were coming.

I was standing next to my dad’s car when it went off. I jumped so high I almost kissed the sky.

My friend’s car did that in the middle of the night. I swear I saw a raccoon run away.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

Your car battery is so weak it can’t start the engine, but it’s still got enough energy to make the starter click like a gun firing at a damn parade. It’s loud enough to wake the dead.

My car did that at 3 a. m. and I thought my neighbor was having a seizure.

I was trying to start my car and it sounded like a war zone. I was so scared I yelled at the car.

My brother’s car did that in the garage. He thought it was a raccoon with a gun.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

When your car battery is so weak it can’t start the engine, but it’s still got enough juice to make the starter click like a mad dog with a bullet. It’ll scare you so bad you’ll think you’re being hunted.

My car did that right in front of my mom. She thought I was trying to impress her with a gun.

I was trying to start my car and it sounded like a gunfight. I was so scared I almost peed my pants.

My friend’s car did that in the middle of a traffic jam. People were looking at us like we were crazy.

by Slangipedia 3d ago