machine gun shits

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When your butt is shooting out a mix of runny poop, fart explosions, and chunky turds so fast it sounds like a machine gun blasting water while you’re yelling about your day.

My colon just started a war and I’m the main character.

I’m not pooping, I’m launching missiles.

This is not a poop. This is a battle cry.

by Slangipedia 4h ago

When you’re crapping out turd after turd like a machine gun on full auto, and you’re too busy being awesome to notice.

I just turned my butt into a weapon and I’m winning.

My poop is so fast it’s like a cop chasing a criminal.

I’m not pooping. I’m being cool.

by Slangipedia 4h ago