Machine Gun Shelly

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A boxers nightmare who hits like a angry bull and never stops trying to make you look bad.

I fought Machine Gun Shelly and got knocked out in 3 rounds. She laughed in my face.

She beat my uncle in a bar fight and called him a weakling.

At the gym, she showed up and made me run 10 laps. I cried.

A boxer who hits so fast you think you’re being shot at and never gives up even when she’s bleeding.

She hit me so fast I thought I was in a war zone.

I saw her fight and she kept going even when her nose was broken.

She beat my dad and called him a disappointment.

A boxer who hits like a machine gun and never stops trying to be the best, even if it means making you look stupid.

She hit me so hard I fell over and asked for mercy.

She beat my brother and told him he was a waste of space.

At the match, she laughed at me and said I looked like a lost puppy.