Machine Gun Reflex

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The crazy urge to spin around and grin like an idiot when you first blast something with a fully automatic gun. It also hits you every time you fire a bigger gun than you’ve ever handled before.

I just shot my first automatic rifle and turned around like I was showing off at a school dance.

My buddy fired a .50 cal and immediately did a victory dance in the middle of the battlefield.

I shot a machine gun for the first time and smiled like I just won the lottery.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

When you fire a big gun for the first time, you get this dumb urge to laugh and wave at your friends like they’re your besties at a party.

I just fired a minigun and started laughing like I was at a pizza party.

My friend used a machine gun for the first time and waved at me like I was his long-lost brother.

I shot a whole magazine and then did a little happy dance because I felt cool.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

That weird feeling when you first blast something with a machine gun and suddenly feel like you’re the king of the world, so you turn around and smile like you just beat your dad at chess.

I fired my first automatic weapon and turned around like I just scored the winning goal.

My friend shot a machine gun and smiled like he was the most popular kid in school.

I blasted a whole wall and then turned around like I just finished my math test.

by Slangipedia 8d ago