machine gun flatulence

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That explosive and unapologetic, super loud noise that comes out of you when you suddenly decide to take over a quiet restaurant like it’s your personal toilet.

I was eating my salad in peace when he leaned forward and let out a full-on war cry of gas.

She didn’t just talk over the noise, she screamed over it like she was at a rock concert.

The whole table looked at me like I had just confessed to stealing the check.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

When your butt decides to shoot bullets of stink at the people across the table like they’re enemies.

He leaned back and let out a series of loud farts that sounded like a machine gun in a war zone.

I was trying to finish my soup when she fired a whole round of flatulence at me.

The guy next to me didn’t just smell it, he felt it like a physical attack.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

That sudden, loud, and uninvited blast of gas that hits you like you’re at a football game and the quarterback just threw a pass at your face.

I was halfway through my meal when he let out a fart that could’ve knocked someone out.

She didn’t just fart, she launched a full-on flatulence missile at the entire table.

The smell was so strong, the waiter came back to check if we were okay.

by Slangipedia 3d ago