machine gun dick

My cousin’s got a machine gun dick. He once broke a chair just by sitting on it.

She said he had a machine gun dick. I believe her because he scared the whole bar.

I saw him walking down the street and thought he was carrying a weapon. Turns out it was just his dick.

He told me he had a machine gun dick. I asked why he didn’t go pro. He said he was too busy fighting off people in the bathroom.

My friend’s got a machine gun dick. He doesn’t need a gym membership. He just needs a bigger room.

I asked him if he had a machine gun dick. He said, 'You ain't seen nothing yet.'