Machine Gun Breakfast

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When you dump a bunch of cocaine on your cereal like it's your job and then talk smack to everyone like they owe you money

'That's what's up' after throwing a handful of coke into my Frosted Flakes

I said 'that's what's up' to my mom because she asked if I wanted milk

I told the mailman 'that's what's up' after I ate my whole bowl of cereal in one go

A snow-bro who acts like he’s the king of the world and can’t tell the difference between a hot dog and a fire hydrant

He called me 'Johnny Breakfast' and then tried to eat my cereal

He answered to 'ASAP Breakfast' and then fell off a chair

He said 'that's what's up' to a pigeon and then cried