Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A guy who shoots people with a machine gun and also has a bad attitude

He shot three cops and then yelled 'I'm not done yet!'

He ran over a pizza delivery guy and said 'That was just a snack.'

He fired at a traffic light and called it 'a warm-up.'

2

A man who uses a machine gun like it's a toothbrush and also has no manners

He shot a waiter and said 'I didn't tip you, so you're fired.'

He sprayed bullets at a hot dog cart and called it 'a business decision.'

He fired at a traffic jam and said 'This is my commute.'

3

A guy who likes to shoot people and also doesn't know how to stop

He shot a cop, then a cop's dog, then the cop's dog's owner.

He kept firing even after everyone was dead.

He shot a clock and then yelled 'I'm late for my own chaos!'

4

A man who shoots people with a machine gun and also has no filter

He shot a DJ and said 'That beat was too loud.'

He fired at a pizza box and said 'I'm not hungry anymore.'

He shot a traffic sign and called it 'a personal attack.'

5

A guy who doesn't know when to stop shooting and also has no life

He shot a whole bar just because he didn't like the music.

He fired at a vending machine and said 'That was a snack break.'

He shot a cop, then a cop's brother, then the cop's brother's dog.

6

A man who uses a machine gun like it's a remote control and also has zero patience

He shot a cop because the cop took too long to respond.

He fired at a pizza delivery guy because he was 'late for his own lunch.'

He shot a traffic light because it was 'too slow.'