Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A way to drink cheap alcohol by stabbing a hole in the can and chugging it like a madman.

I machine-gunned my energy drink so fast I got a headache.

My buddy machine-gunned his soda and spilled it on his pants.

She machine-gunned her drink and screamed like a banshee.

2

Sticking two fingers in a girl’s snatch and jerking them in and out like a crazy person.

He machine-gunned her and she screamed like a baby.

She machine-gunned me with her pinky fingers in the butt.

I machine-gunned my date and she passed out.

3

A gun that’s powered by a machine and spits out bullets like a f***ing machine.

That gun is a machine gun, it shoots bullets like a f***ing machine.

He had a machine gun and shot everyone in the face.

The machine gun was so loud it scared the dog.

4

A funny joke from Miniladd where a streamer sold her socks to buy a weird sex machine.

That inside joke about the machine gun is so weird.

Miniladd’s machine gun joke made me laugh until I cried.

I still don’t get why the machine gun is funny.

5

An expensive dildo so good, you might have to sell your socks to afford it.

That machine gun cost me my socks and my dignity.

She bought a machine gun and I got jealous.

He sold his socks to get a machine gun and now he’s rich.

6

When a guy pulls out during a blow job and farts all over the woman’s face while yelling like a mad man.

He machine-gunned her and she ran away screaming.

I machine-gunned my girlfriend and she cried.

He machine-gunned his date and she took a selfie.

7

That weird joke from Miniladd that only a few people actually got.

I didn’t get the machine gun joke and I’m still confused.

Only two people got the machine gun joke.

Miniladd’s joke was so weird I still don’t get it.