machine elves

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Fart-faced little buggers that live in the DMT dimension. They pop out when you take too much of that weird stuff and start dancing around in your brain like they own the place. You know you’ve hit the jackpot when they show you their shiny alien gizmos and laugh at your confused face.

I saw a whole parade of machine elves in my bathroom. They were wearing tiny hats and riding on mini rollercoasters.

My friend had a full-blown conversation with a machine elf. It told him he was 'a little messy but mostly cool.'

I had to take a 10-minute break from work because a machine elf came out of my coffee machine and started doing the Macarena.

by Slangipedia 5h ago

A cash machine that’s so broke it thinks it’s on vacation. It won’t give you your money unless you yell at it or offer it a snack. It’s like the UK’s version of a grumpy old man who’s had too much tea.

I tried to get money out of the machine elf at the mall. It just blinked at me and said, 'I’m not feeling it today.'

My dad tried to withdraw cash and got a message that said, 'Error: I’m tired.' He was not impressed.

I had to punch the machine elf three times before it gave me my money. It was worth it.

by Slangipedia 5h ago