machine cuisine

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The sad excuse for a meal you buy from a machine because you're too lazy to actually cook or even think about food.

I ate three candy bars and a soda for lunch because I was too lazy to open my fridge.

My brain died after eating 12 chips from the machine at work.

I bought a pizza from the vending machine and it was just a lie.

The trash that comes out of a vending machine when you're too broke, too tired, or just too dumb to make real food.

I spent my last dollar on a soda and now I have to drink coffee for the rest of the day.

I bought a hot dog from the machine and it looked like it had been dead for a week.

I ate a bag of chips at 3 AM and now my stomach is screaming.