machindra

My cousin Machindra said he'd pay me back, but he's still borrowing my lunch money.

Machindra told my mom he was a doctor, but he got kicked out of school for eating pizza during a test.

Machindra said he'd bring snacks, but he showed up with a bag of stale chips and a lie.

Machindra tried to impress the class by doing a karate kick, but he tripped over his own shoes.

Machindra told me he could beat up a goat, but he ran when the goat sneezed.

Machindra said he was rich, but he still eats ramen for lunch.

Machindra talked for 10 minutes about his pet goldfish, and no one cared.

Machindra started telling a story about his uncle’s toe, and it went on for hours.

Machindra said he'd stop talking, but he still talked about his aunt’s cat for 20 minutes.