Machindouche

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A fake person who thinks they are better than everyone else just because they have an Apple product. They sit in Starbucks like they’re important and laugh at you for using Android.
I saw one try to fix their iPhone by yelling at it.
They said Android is ‘basic’ and ‘uncool’.
One tried to order coffee and said, ‘Just do it on my phone, it’s better.’
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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People who think they’re rich because they have an iPhone. They act like they’re the king of the world and don’t know how to use a regular phone.
One tried to text me and said, ‘Why are you using a Samsung? That’s like a dinosaur.’
They asked for a ‘fancy coffee’ and said, ‘I only drink it on my iPhone.’
One said, ‘My iPhone is my brain. You’re just a monkey with a phone.’
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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People who think they’re special just because they have Apple stuff. They sit in Starbucks and talk about how Android is ‘crappy’ and ‘outdated’.
One tried to fix their iPhone by yelling at the barista.
They said, ‘You’re using a phone? That’s so 2010.’
One said, ‘I don’t need Android. I’m a Mac person. That’s like being a peasant.’
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A person who thinks they’re the best because they have Apple products. They sit in Starbucks and think they’re important.
One tried to text me and said, ‘You’re using a Samsung? That’s like using a stone.’
They said, ‘My iPhone is a masterpiece. Your phone is a joke.’
One said, ‘I don’t need Android. I have an iPhone. That’s like having a superpower.’
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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People who think they’re better because they have Apple products. They sit in Starbucks like they’re rich and talk about how Android is ‘beneath them’.
One said, ‘I have an iPhone. You have a Samsung. That’s like me being a king and you being a beggar.’
They tried to order coffee and said, ‘It’s better on my iPhone.’
One said, ‘I don’t use Android. That’s like using a toaster for a computer.’
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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People who think they’re the best because they have Apple stuff. They sit in Starbucks and act like they’re the most important person there.
One said, ‘I only use my iPhone. Android is for people who can’t afford nice things.’
They tried to fix their iPhone by yelling at the barista.
One said, ‘You use Android? That’s like using a pen for a computer.’
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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