Machinarium

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A robot's jailbreak on a rusty, robot-filled planet. It’s a puzzle game from 2009 that’s still awesome even though it's ancient and smells like old socks.

I played Machinarium and felt like a robot with a brain made of trash.

My brother called it a 'robot’s revenge' and I agreed because it’s that bad.

I beat the game and then cried because it was over.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

A puzzle game that's so smooth it could give a king a headache. It’s about a robot escaping a broken planet and it’s still worth playing even though it’s from the Stone Age.

Machinarium is the only game my dad didn't call 'useless trash.'

I played it and forgot my pizza was burning.

It’s like a robot’s version of a spa day.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

A robot’s nightmare of a puzzle game. It's from 2009 and still looks good enough to make your mom proud. It's about a robot trying to escape a broken planet and failing at life.

I played Machinarium and my cat judged me.

My sister said it was 'so good it hurt.'

I beat it and then got a headache from the soundtrack.

by Slangipedia 8d ago