Machinaphile

My cousin is a total machinaphile. He jacked off in the garage when he saw the new truck.

She texted me a pic of a engine and said, 'This is my favorite cock ever.'

He asked for a raise just to work on the factory floor.

He said he’d marry a vending machine if it asked him to.

She dumped her boyfriend for a forklift operator.

He proposed to a printer. It said 'Paper or no paper.'

He came home from work and said, 'I had better sex with the drill today.'

She cried when her boyfriend left for a job at the auto shop.

He had a heart attack just looking at a toolbox.

He ran into the street screaming, 'I’d rather be run over by a bulldozer!'

He asked his girlfriend to leave so he could cuddle with a lawnmower.

He got engaged to a steam engine. It had a lot of pressure.

He said, 'That car is hotter than my ex.'

He asked the car to marry him. It just honked.

He dumped his girlfriend for a pickup truck. She cried.

He said, 'I came just looking at the engine.'

He had a cumshot in the engine room of the factory.

He told his mom, 'I don’t need a girlfriend. I’ve got a tractor.'