machilo

You’re a machilo and your life is a dumpster fire.

Machilo is what happens when you eat expired pizza and regret it.

That kid? Total machilo. He failed math and still thinks he's cool.

She’s a machilo. I watched her fail at everything.

That guy is a machilo. He’s been sitting there for three hours.

Don’t listen to him. He’s a machilo with no friends.

He’s a machilo. He’s been alive for 20 years and still can’t tie his shoes.

That machilo got me suspended. Just for fun.

She’s a machilo and she eats my lunch.

That kid is a machilo. The trash can ran away from him.

He’s a machilo. He failed the test and cried.

That machilo is so bad, even the dog left him.

He’s a machilo. He took my lunch and still thinks he’s cool.

That machilo took my snack and laughed at me.

He’s a machilo and he’s still eating my food.

That machilo makes me scream into my pillow every day.

He’s a machilo. He screamed into my pillow and still didn’t pass math.

She’s a machilo. I screamed into a pillow and still didn’t get my lunch back.