Machildo

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When you forget what you were trying to achieve because your brain is too busy chasing a pizza, a lover, or a nap.

I had a 90% in math, then I saw a burger ad and forgot my life.

She had a million dollars, then she saw a guy and forgot her wallet.

He had a PhD, then he saw a donut and forgot his brain.

The sad moment when you choose to eat tacos over your dreams, just because they're deep fried and you're too tired to care.

I skipped my exam to watch cat videos. I failed. I don’t care.

He turned down a promotion to play video games. His boss cried.

She left her job for a smoothie. Her coworkers threw her out.

When you let your cravings win, and your goals go to the trash, because you’re too busy being a human-shaped snack.

I got a perfect score on my test. Then I ate the whole cake. Now I’m a fat genius.

He had a plan. Then he saw a pizza. Now he’s just a man with a stomach.

She had a future. Then she saw a guy. Now she has a love life and a headache.

When your brain short-circuits because it’s too busy loving snacks, lovers, or naps, and you forget what you were trying to do.

I was going to be rich. Then I saw a donut. Now I’m a donut connoisseur.

He was going to be a king. Then he saw a burger. Now he’s a burger baron.

She was going to be a hero. Then she saw a guy. Now she’s a love slave.

When you're too busy being a snack monster to remember your life, your goals, or your dignity.

I had a life. Then I ate a cake. Now I’m a cake monster.

He had a career. Then he saw a pizza. Now he’s a pizza legend.

She had a brain. Then she saw a guy. Now she’s a love zombie.