Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A giant poop monster from the bottom of the ocean who yells at you when you fail math.

My mom called me a machigni because I forgot my homework again.

He said, 'You're a machigni!' after I spilled coffee on his shoes.

She texted me: 'You're a machigni, and I'm coming to your house.'

2

A giant fart that explodes in your face when you don't listen.

My dad said, 'You're a machigni!' because I didn't clean my room.

She yelled it at me in the hallway during lunch.

He DM'd me: 'You're a machigni, and I'm telling your teacher.'

3

A monster that lives in your pants and eats your brain when you're lazy.

My mom called me a machigni because I didn't do my chores.

He said it to me when I fell asleep in class.

She texted me: 'You're a machigni, and I'm getting you a new pair of pants.'

4

A giant screaming burrito that throws tomatoes at you when you're annoying.

My brother called me a machigni because I wouldn't stop talking.

She yelled it at me in the middle of the grocery store.

He sent me a message: 'You're a machigni, and I'm getting tomatoes.'

5

A monster that lives in your backpack and eats your pencil when you're late.

My teacher called me a machigni because I was late to class.

He said it to me while I was eating a snack.

She texted me: 'You're a machigni, and I'm taking your pencil.'

6

A giant, smelly monster who lives under your bed and kicks you when you're loud.

My mom yelled, 'You're a machigni!' because I was being too loud.

He said it to me when I played music too loud.

She DM'd me: 'You're a machigni, and I'm coming to your room.'