machiel

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A 71-year-old man who still gets it on like he’s 17 and also drinks enough to forget his own name.

I saw Machiel at the bar last night. He was drunk, shirtless, and flirting with a waitress who looked like she was 20.

Machiel texted me: 'Just came home from a party. Still got it, bro.'

He came to my house with a bottle of whiskey and a bag of pills. Said he was 'feeling extra.'

A man who is 71 and still thinks he’s young enough to be the life of the party, even if he needs a ladder to get up on the bar.

Machiel tried to dance at the club. The DJ had to play slow songs just so he wouldn’t fall over.

He messaged me: 'I just got a new pill. It’s like a miracle.'

He showed up at my door with a bag of chips and a bottle of rum. Said he was 'coming to crash the party.'

A 71-year-old man who still wants to get laid, drink until he’s sick, and take pills like they’re candy.

Machiel came to my house with a pill bottle and said, 'I need to take my magic pill before I can have fun.'

He texted me: 'I just got laid. I’m still high. I’m still drunk. I’m still happy.'

He was at the bar with three women, all of them laughing, and he said, 'I’m the best at this.'