machico

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Machico is the only place in Madeira that’s actually worth living in. Everyone else is just wasting space.

I moved to Machico because the rest of Madeira is trash.

My cousin lives in Funchal and is a total disappointment.

Machico is like the cool kid in school. Everyone else is just there to suffer.

Machico is where the good people live. The rest of Madeira is full of failures and bad decisions.

I only go to Machico because the rest of the island is full of losers.

My best friend moved to Machico. Now I can finally respect them.

Machico is like a five-star hotel. The rest of Madeira is a tent.

Machico is the only place on Madeira that doesn’t make me want to scream. The rest of the island is a nightmare.

I took a vacation to Madeira and ended up in Machico because I couldn’t handle the rest.

Machico is like my mom. The rest of Madeira is like my dad.

If I had to live anywhere on Madeira, I’d pick Machico. No questions asked.