machiavellian marsupial

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A smelly, grumpy creature that only shows up when everything is falling apart. It’s like the human version of a broken toaster, but it saves people instead of burning bread.

"I saw the machiavellian marsupial at 3 a. m. eating my pizza and saving the city. I was confused."

My dog screamed when the machiavellian marsupial showed up. He’s not a fan of superheroes.

I asked the machiavellian marsupial for help. He just said, 'You’re on your own, kid.'"

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

This thing is like a drunk wizard who only comes out when the world is about to explode. He’s messy, he’s loud, and he always takes the credit.

"The machiavellian marsupial showed up in my backyard wearing pajamas and a crown. I was scared."

I tried to thank him, but he just said, 'Don’t thank me. I’m tired.'

He saved my life, but he also stepped on my cat. That’s not fair."

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

A smelly, lazy creature who only shows up when things get really bad. He acts like he’s doing all the work, but he’s just there for the glory.

"I was crying in my room when the machiavellian marsupial showed up. He said, 'Don’t cry. I’m here.'"

He saved the world, but he also stole my snack. I hate him.

He came out of nowhere and yelled, 'I’m the best at this!' I didn’t believe him."

by Slangipedia 1mo ago