Machiavellia

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A sneaky, smelly, backstabbing lady who uses tricks, patience, and bad vibes to get what she wants without breaking a sweat or getting caught.
"I didn’t cheat, I just gave him a little nudge.", from a teacher who failed 3 kids for no reason.
"You think I’m mad? I’m just getting started.", said by a girl who got her crush to dump his ex.
"I didn’t lie, I just gave him the whole story.", from a mom who got her kid suspended for eating pizza in class.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A woman who uses her brain like a weapon, waiting for the perfect moment to hit you with her smartest move, while you’re still trying to figure out what’s going on.
"He said he’d be there. I didn’t say I’d wait.", from a girl who left her crush hanging for 2 weeks.
"I didn’t need to fight, I just needed to win.", said by a girl who got her best friend to side with her during a huge argument.
"You think I didn’t notice? I’ve been watching you for weeks.", from a girl who took her crush from her best friend.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A woman who uses sweet words and fake smiles to trick you, then throws you under the bus when things go wrong, all while pretending she didn’t do it.
"He didn’t cheat, he just didn’t know how to say no.", from a girl who got her crush to break up with her best friend.
"I didn’t start the rumor, I just helped it spread.", said by a girl who got her crush to believe her best friend was cheating.
"I didn’t make it up, I just made it real.", from a girl who made her crush believe her crush was a fake.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A woman who plans everything in her head before she even says a word, and when she finally talks, she makes you look like a fool for not seeing it coming.
"I didn’t plan it, I just made it happen.", from a girl who got her crush to break up with her best friend without even telling her.
"He didn’t know I was coming, but I knew he’d run.", said by a girl who got her crush to leave his ex for her.
"I didn’t need a plan, I just needed a trap.", from a girl who got her crush to admit he was in love with her.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A woman who uses her brain to get what she wants, and if you don’t fall for her tricks, she’ll make sure you regret it.
"I didn’t need to cheat, I just needed to win.", from a girl who got her crush to dump his ex.
"I didn’t start the fight, I just finished it.", said by a girl who made her best friend fight with her crush.
"I didn’t make it up, I just made it real.", from a girl who made her crush believe he was in love with her.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A woman who waits for the perfect moment to hit you with her smartest move, while you’re still trying to figure out what’s going on.
"He didn’t know I was coming, but I knew he’d run.", from a girl who got her crush to leave his ex for her.
"I didn’t plan it, I just made it happen.", from a girl who got her crush to break up with her best friend.
"I didn’t need to cheat, I just needed to win.", said by a girl who got her crush to dump his ex.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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