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a Spanish-speaking kid who takes your money and your dignity
He asked for $200 and a pizza. I paid. He didn’t bring the pizza.
He said he’d do my taxes. He just took my money and my sanity.
He called me ‘papi’ 20 times. I lost my mind.
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a bilingual kid who takes your cash and your respect
He said he’d help me with my math. He just took my cash and my brain.
He promised a good time. I got a headache and a bill.
He spoke Spanish and English. I only got a bill and a bruise.
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a Spanish-speaking kid who sells your soul for loose change
He said he’d buy me a drink. He just took my soul and my wallet.
He sold my soul for $50. I still haven’t found it.
He took my money and my happiness. I’m still paying him back.