machetera

My cousin's a machetera and she called my mom a bad word in Spanish and then threw a chair.

That girl in my history class is a machetera, and she once beat up the principal’s son for stealing her lunch.

My grandma says she was a machetera once, but she just meant she had a crush on a guy with a machete.

My uncle got fired because he tried to fight a machetera and got his face beaten in.

That machetera from the neighborhood took down three cops and still had time to text me.

My friend’s mom is a machetera and she once chased a thief through a parking lot with a machete.

That machetera called my brother a chicken and then threw a rock at his head.

The machetera from my gym fights people who don’t tip their baristas.

I saw a machetera on the street and she told me my haircut was a disgrace.