Macheteable

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Getting absolutely destroyed by a machete like it's your ex on a Monday morning.

My cousin got macheteable by a guy who thought he was Rambo.

That guy got macheteable so bad, he had to go to the hospital just to get his dignity back.

My dog got macheteable by my brother for eating the last slice of pizza.

A long, metal sword so big, it's like a penis made of steel, used for hacking up everything in its path.

That guy used a machete to hack up the whole jungle like it was his job.

My neighbor uses a machete to cut through his yard like it's a math test.

He used a machete to slice through the grass like it was his revenge.

A Spanish word for the biggest knife ever, like it was made by a god who wanted to cut through your soul.

My uncle called that knife macheteable because it was the size of a small car.

She got a macheteable from her grandma and used it to cut through her problems.

That knife was so big, it was like a macheteable from hell.

A long knife that can hack through zombies like they're just a bunch of meat on a grill.

He used a machete to hack through the zombie horde like it was a party.

That knife was the best zombie killer ever, like it was made for the job.

The machete was so good, it turned zombies into meatballs.

When you have a wild threesome with a girl and her mom, usually in a pool and filmed for all to see.

He had a threesome with a girl and her mom in a pool, and it was filmed for everyone to laugh at.

That guy had a wild pool party with a girl and her mom, and it was recorded for all time.

They had a crazy threesome in a pool while being filmed like it was a movie.

The most awesome movie ever, about a legendary ex-Federale named Machete who kicks some major ass.

Machete is the best movie ever, with explosions, fighting, and Lyndsay Lohan's body.

That movie had everything: ass-kicking, explosions, and some really good vibes.

Machete was so awesome, it made my mom cry and my dog laugh.

A long, skinny knife that can cut through anything, like it’s got a grudge against the whole world.

That machete was so long and skinny, it could cut through a brick wall like it was a joke.

He used that knife to hack through the jungle like it was his lunch break.

That knife was so long, it could cut through my problems and my ex at the same time.